Spring Fever---DTYD

[Nat X]

So alot of you remember the classics, this one no where near compares, but is worthy of a typing. I call it Spring Fever cuz its spring, and girls are extra, well you know, this time of year.

So it all begins saturday night at work...Urban Outfitters, not Mo-Sonix... I work then go to Ted Drew's num num num. Then I go to see Glass Teeth at CBGBS on S. Grand (great local band BTW). I then head to Manja with my big bro Pete. Then all of a sudden we are attacked by broads, these fucking scene chicks are easy.

So anyway these two chicks come up and say "its our b-days". I guess these two chick have the same b-day. So I tell this girl, the cuter on, I can get you a shot for your b-day. I left the fat one with my brother, he is married anyway. Most bars give you a free shot on b-day anyways, it just let me look like a hero.

YADA YADA YADA.....the ugly light come on, and its time to leave. I'm pretty content to just going home and raping my fist, but this girl has the fever. She begs and pleads, she actually kinda ripped my shirt off. It made me mad, I like that shirt. So Jai with a heart over the eye is getting pissed and wants to leave. I'm ready to leave and act like I'm paying attention while I act like I'm putting her number in my phone. Then she grabs me.....

All of a sudden she drags me in an alley behind the bar and starts in on it. Now I'm no prude so I join in. Thing are getting a little heavier and I go for the old under the skirt touch, and awesome no panties, but there is something not right.

Think about it........................................................................... yup a hairy vag. I mean come on its 2000 and FUCKING 9. I mean they make a girls razor with a clipper on it now. I mean WTF. But whatever, my penis has taken over and I'm not in control anymore. So then she start nibbling on my ear, and then she bites the shit out of it. Now my mind kicks back on and I gotta get outta here. So I burn out and call Jai <3, his fat boy ass is at Jack n' the box, so he comes and gets me while I hide from Miss Tyson.

The moral of the story?
There isn't one, so until sex is a full contact sport with head protection, stay away from crazy girls in south city bars.

xoxo,
Nat X
:kermit:

[Silver Knight]

miss tyson. lol.

[delslo]

Fail, at that point you should have boned her for the story. Good store tho.