A lesson in listening "carefully"! :)

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:40 am

Kris goes into an elevator, looks up

and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.

The big guy sees him staring at him...looks down

and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles,

Turner Brown."

Kris faints and falls to the floor.

The big guy kneels down and brings him to,

shaking him. The big guys says: "What's wrong with you?"

In a weak voice the Kris says, "What EXACTLY

did you say to me?"

The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just

give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me....

I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 Pounds, I have a 20 inch private,

my testicles weigh 3 pounds each, and my name is Turner Brown."

Kris says: "Turner Brown? Holy Hell, I thought you said, 'Turn around!'"

Disclaimer:Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. :biggrin:

eh2_Erik · Post by **eh2_Erik** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:52 am

:nay:

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 8:58 am

eh2_Erik;168313 wrote::nay:

You're tired...Grumpy Ass...go to bed!

dclduke · Post by **dclduke** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 12:09 pm

Quality stuff chris...quality stuff.

GTI-Guy · Post by **GTI-Guy** » Mon Mar 02, 2009 5:06 pm

Score