The difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:48 pm

A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?

The boy replied, Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars.

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo.'

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 5:50 pm

brilliant!!

Story Worm · Post by **Story Worm** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:09 pm

that was good

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:09 pm

i dint laugh

gotrice · Post by **gotrice** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:08 pm

I laughed.

GTI-Guy · Post by **GTI-Guy** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:19 pm

Didn't see the punch line coming! Good one!

v-tecivic · Post by **v-tecivic** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:34 pm

i lol'd at work...