some nascar news

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:34 pm

NASCAR NEWS...Jeff Gordon fires his entire pit crew

This announcement followed Gordon's decision to take advantage of the
government's plan to employ Harlem youngsters.

The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on
how unemployed youths from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels
in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Gordon's
existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with millions of dollars
worth of high tech equipment. It was thought to be an excellent and bold move by Gordon's management team as most races are won or lost in
the pits. However-Gordon got more than he bargained for!

At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced
crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 12
seconds they had changed the paint scheme, altered the VIN, and sold
the car to Dale Jr. for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of grass, and some
photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower.

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:38 pm

fuckin right

Devil Crx · Post by **Devil Crx** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 3:57 pm

lol, i was just about to say I'm sure they had those wheels on bricks in about 5 secs

m6speed · Post by **m6speed** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:05 pm

lol nice

.:si:. · Post by **.:si:.** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:39 pm

Rotflmfao

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:46 pm

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:04 pm

thats hilarious!