Oz driver pulled with todger in pasta sauce jar Continued to crack one off

Waffles · Post by **Waffles** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:32 pm

An Oz driver has been fined AU$600 for "offensive behaviour, resisting police and disobeying a police direction" after cracking one off into a pasta sauce jar even as coppers attempted to subdue him with batons and capsicum spray following a "slow-speed" car chase through Newcastle, New South Wales.

The drama began when officers spotted Keith Roy Weatherley, 46, "parked in a no-stopping zone near Nobby's Beach on October 26". According to the Newcastle Herald, they thought he "might have a weapon"* since he was "doing something with his hands in his lap".

He was in fact "partially clothed with his genitals in a jar", a police report explained. The perp made a dash for it, was pulled, refused to exit the vehicle and four officers were obliged to persuade him from his car.

The law enforcement operatives identified "a 750mm** jar around his penis" and said Weatherley gamely insisted on continuing to pleasure himself "between bouts of wrestling".

A search of Weatherley's motor uncovered "pornography, a homemade sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier".

He pleaded guilty to the aforementioned raft of charges yesterday at Newcastle Local Court. The role of the Jack Russell in the incident is not noted.

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:19 pm

HAHAHAHAA its gunna be a good day now!

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 7:08 pm

before the Jack Russell was brought into it, the story was only mildly funny

ps- the title of this thread is just about the most incoherent thing I have ever read.

gotrice · Post by **gotrice** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:16 pm

Hahaha!

Thatoneguy · Post by **Thatoneguy** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 8:44 pm

Uh, Wut!

revocast · Post by **revocast** » Thu Nov 20, 2008 9:04 pm

Lawl

Post by **budget_crx** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:33 am

Spork;149769 wrote:
ps- the title of this thread is just about the most incoherent thing I have ever read.

why? its in english

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:45 pm

Spork;149769 wrote:ps- the title of this thread is just about the most incoherent thing I have ever read.

Ya I thought this guy was apart of the Lollipop Guild for awhile