Hit a pig.....

RyanA · Post by **RyanA** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:52 am

An Arkansas farmhand radios back to the farm manager.

'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the truck.
The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bullbars at the front of my truck and
is wriggling and squealing so much I can't get him out.'

The manager says,'Ok, there's a ...30-30 rifle behind the seat.
Take it and shoot the pig in the head, then you'll be able to remove him.'

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, 'I did what you said boss.
Took the 30-30, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
bull-bar.
No problem there, but I still can't go on'.

'Now what's the problem?' raged the Manager.

'Well boss, it's his motorcycle. The flashing blue light is stuck under
the right-front wheel arch.'

'......... You there Boss?"

mike93hatch · Post by **mike93hatch** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 2:55 am

im not gonna lie. i thought it was kinda lame lol :rocklicker:

08NHBPSI · Post by **08NHBPSI** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 3:32 pm

lol it's alright... if your not a cop

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 4:19 pm

not funny. and im not a cop.

orange94hatch · Post by **orange94hatch** » Mon Nov 03, 2008 5:55 pm

i thought it was kinda funny only because when i read it i was picturing a straight
red-neck voice!!