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Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:45 pm

wow nate

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:59 pm

I'm a thief... I break into a random apartment in U-City.

As I break in, and sneak around loading up my bag with a Playstation and some game and a bunch of Cardinals hats, I hear a bunch on commotion down stairs. Curious like I normally am, I wonder down the steps, sneaky still, and peer around the corner...

I find Spork banging NatX with a plunger. Jai is standing in the corner video taping this horrific scene while sitting on a BMX bike. I drop my bag, throw up and go up stairs again to leave.

I call it "3 dudes, 1 plunger"

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 9:30 pm

99BlackHatch;145669 wrote:I'm a thief... I break into a random apartment in U-City.

As I break in, and sneak around loading up my bag with a Playstation and some game and a bunch of Cardinals hats, I hear a bunch on commotion down stairs. Curious like I normally am, I wonder down the steps, sneaky still, and peer around the corner...

I find Spork banging NatX with a plunger. Jai is standing in the corner video taping this horrific scene while sitting on a BMX bike. I drop my bag, throw up and go up stairs again to leave.

I call it "3 dudes, 1 plunger"

RAWR.

God thats hot.

JustRob · Post by **JustRob** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 1:30 am

You guys are fucking weird...

imports_only98 · Post by **imports_only98** » Sat Nov 01, 2008 3:53 am

Nat X;145660 wrote:Here it goes, I'm serial killer in this one BTW.....

So Amy and Zach are on a date, they go to the ice skating rink. Zach being a sweet heart rents the whole rink to impress Amy. So they are skating to "Endless Love" alone in the dark, yes friends skate to "Endless Love" in the dark. I sneak in wearing all black with my Prom Night glittered ski mask, jump on a zambonie and run Zach over and kill him.

At first Amy is scared and skates to the corner of the rink, but has no where to hide. I corner her with the zambonie, she looks at me and screams,
"I'll do anything, let me live!"

I tell her, "get up here and ride my Zam-boner."

I strip down to nothing but my glittered ski mask, I choke her a bit, I score her five hole, and then she shivers and smiles.

She then gives me her number, cuz she enjoyed it. I call her so I can play with her between periods.

the end

aww hunny...a love story.