Make a Porno

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:01 pm

I don't want comments I want STORIES

GO

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 5:14 pm

:takes a bow:

i dont have stories. just comments.

luvmyhondas · Post by **luvmyhondas** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:54 am

i think delslo has been thinking about this a little ahead of time!

I don't know anybody on here except dudes....so I'm out on making a porno with anyone I know.

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 1:55 am

audioguru76;145494 wrote:i think delslo has been thinking about this a little ahead of time!

I don't know anybody on here except dudes....so I'm out on making a porno with anyone I know.

Guess I'm just sexually imaginative!

I'll attempt a scene Two after I see a few more stories....

Ladies, if you would like to be immortalized in my text porn, PM with pics

:happy11:

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:39 pm

How about this...

One day I'm out working in the yard, shirtless of course, and... that's all I got.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:42 pm

99BlackHatch;145635 wrote:How about this...

One day I'm out working in the yard, shirtless of course, and... that's all I got.

and joanna comes out in her bathing suit and sun hat with a tall glass of lemonade...

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:46 pm

Silver Knight;145638 wrote:and joanna comes out in her bathing suit and sun hat with a tall glass of lemonade...

Not to forget her granny panties!

SlowOne.5 · Post by **SlowOne.5** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 7:53 pm

fucking puke. i can't even try to think of anything now that i've read this thread.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:35 pm

Here it goes, I'm serial killer in this one BTW.....

So Amy and Zach are on a date, they go to the ice skating rink. Zach being a sweet heart rents the whole rink to impress Amy. So they are skating to "Endless Love" alone in the dark, yes friends skate to "Endless Love" in the dark. I sneak in wearing all black with my Prom Night glittered ski mask, jump on a zambonie and run Zach over and kill him.

At first Amy is scared and skates to the corner of the rink, but has no where to hide. I corner her with the zambonie, she looks at me and screams,
"I'll do anything, let me live!"

I tell her, "get up here and ride my Zam-boner."

I strip down to nothing but my glittered ski mask, I choke her a bit, I score her five hole, and then she shivers and smiles.

She then gives me her number, cuz she enjoyed it. I call her so I can play with her between periods.

the end

08NHBPSI · Post by **08NHBPSI** » Fri Oct 31, 2008 8:40 pm

you have one good imagination