Make a Porno

99RedBalloons · Post by **99RedBalloons** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:35 am

Nat X;145116 wrote:Fine I'll go first.....
My toilet is clogged, so I call a plumber...its Spork (we all know how he likes to show his crack). Well when he shows up he walks into the bathroom and bends over the toilet showing me that hairy crevasse, and I perk up. Well I forget my roommate 99redballoons is in the shower, she hops out and has no towel. So I go get her one, when I get back there going at it,

8====D >-Io

I sit in the corner and crybate......

team3some FTW

That's right....baby does get put in the corner. nothing makes steve hotter than you crybating. I think that's a really good niche market we can tap into. Crybate 2008, sounds like a winner to me.

JustRob · Post by **JustRob** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:39 am

delslo;145139 wrote:I have to run in like 30 secs but heres a quick scene. I'm working in a wood shop cutting random pieces of firm wood... on a nearby road a slammed silver civic hits a pot hole and pssshhh goes flat.

Scene follows a lost and forlorn Slowone.5 until she discovers a shirtles dude covered in sawdust and sweat. She of course strolls in (as camera gets an upskirt including full crotchage) and asks for help with the flat. "I have a pump" I exclaim and then goes into some dirty throat fuckin with facial ending.

Gotta run

Fucking WOW!

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 1:21 pm

delslo;145139 wrote:I have to run in like 30 secs but heres a quick scene. I'm working in a wood shop cutting random pieces of firm wood... on a nearby road a slammed silver civic hits a pot hole and pssshhh goes flat.

Scene follows a lost and forlorn Slowone.5 until she discovers a shirtless dude covered in sawdust and sweat. She of course strolls in (as camera gets an upskirt including full crotchage) and asks for help with the flat. "I have a pump" I exclaim and then goes into some dirty throat fuckin with facial ending.

Gotta run

LOL I love it, more of this please

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:08 pm

i cant make a porno, esp with anyone here...

your all too scared

bwahahaha:demon:

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:50 pm

SLOSHONOGO;145311 wrote:i cant make a porno, esp with anyone here...

your all too scared

bwahahaha:demon:

Maybe Dale would be up to it?

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:00 pm

99preludesh;145322 wrote:Maybe Dale would be up to it?

if there are toes involved, its a shoe in....

wait...what?! lol

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:11 pm

dodgin_it;145325 wrote:if there are toes involved, its a shoe in....

wait...what?! lol

lol

this is true

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 3:13 pm

dodgin_it;145325 wrote:if there are toes involved, its a shoe in....

Oh I like what you did there!

subygrl · Post by **subygrl** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:32 pm

dodgin_it;145325 wrote:if there are toes involved, its a shoe in....

wait...what?! lol

SIRN!!! Jen thats awesome!!!

99RedBalloons · Post by **99RedBalloons** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 4:56 pm

Dibs on Jen!