Make a Porno

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:53 pm

Well Zack and Miri Make a Porno comes out on friday.....and it got me to thinking. What if the same situation happened to you, and the only way to make enough money to get yourself outta the hole you dug, is to make a porno.

The question is of all the people on this site who would make a porno with? I want a clear answer and some production value, not just two or more people going at it.

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Spork · Post by **Spork** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:56 pm

you.

:fag:

and josh

:fag: :fag:

99BlackHatch · Post by **99BlackHatch** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 8:56 pm

This was fun playing at work the other night, and I think your idea with the Mexican wrestling mask topped it off!

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:04 pm

Fine I'll go first.....
My toilet is clogged, so I call a plumber...its Spork (we all know how he likes to show his crack). Well when he shows up he walks into the bathroom and bends over the toilet showing me that hairy crevasse, and I perk up. Well I forget my roommate 99redballoons is in the shower, she hops out and has no towel. So I go get her one, when I get back there going at it,

8====D >-Io

I sit in the corner and crybate......

team3some FTW

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:24 pm

Nat X;145116 wrote:Fine I'll go first.....
My toilet is clogged, so I call a plumber...its Spork (we all know how he likes to show his crack). Well when he shows up he walks into the bathroom and bends over the toilet showing me that hairy crevasse, and I perk up. Well I forget my roommate 99redballoons is in the shower, she hops out and has no towel. So I go get her one, when I get back there going at it,

8====D >-Io

I sit in the corner and crybate......

team3some FTW

"I think this pipe is about to burst, could you give me a hand?"

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:26 pm

Spork;145129 wrote:"I think this pipe is about to burst, could you give me a hand?"

I think I'll need two hands for the girth of that pipe

08NHBPSI · Post by **08NHBPSI** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 9:45 pm

shit shit shit.... now I'm going to be thinking about this during my exam tonight...

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:02 pm

I have to run in like 30 secs but heres a quick scene. I'm working in a wood shop cutting random pieces of firm wood... on a nearby road a slammed silver civic hits a pot hole and pssshhh goes flat.

Scene follows a lost and forlorn Slowone.5 until she discovers a shirtless dude covered in sawdust and sweat. She of course strolls in (as camera gets an upskirt including full crotchage) and asks for help with the flat. "I have a pump" I exclaim and then goes into some dirty throat fuckin with facial ending.

Gotta run

bildo16 · Post by **bildo16** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 10:10 pm

delslo;145139 wrote:I have to run in like 30 secs but heres a quick scene. I'm working in a wood shop cutting random pieces of firm wood... on a nearby road a slammed silver civic hits a pot hole and pssshhh goes flat.

Scene follows a lost and forlorn Slowone.5 until she discovers a shirtles dude covered in sawdust and sweat. She of course strolls in (as camera gets an upskirt including full crotchage) and asks for help with the flat. "I have a pump" I exclaim and then goes into some dirty throat fuckin with facial ending.

Gotta run

O WOW!!!!!!! josh will LOVE this!!!!!!

delslo · Post by **delslo** » Thu Oct 30, 2008 2:52 am

bildo16;145144 wrote:O WOW!!!!!!! josh will LOVE this!!!!!!