Chuck norris!!!

gsrauto98 · Post by **gsrauto98** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:36 am

chuck norris has his own type of goverment, chucktatorship

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:40 am

Guess what only Deetz would like this thread, and he is dead from gheydom

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:43 am

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:46 am

see what you made me do, now clean it up you GHOUL!

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:56 am

nate.....

what....the...fu

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:10 am

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch...he decides what time it is.

Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite. He bites frost.

02Type-S · Post by **02Type-S** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 3:37 am

I know a few....
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it.
Chuck Norris killed all the dinosaurs.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
The Titanic didn't hit an iceburg, it got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Ironically, Chuck Norris' hidden talent is invisibility
Helen Kellers favorite color is Chuck Norris
The actor who played chewbacca is actually Chuck Norris's penis.
Chuck Norris invented water.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
On the 7th day, God rested.... Chuck Norris took over.
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse; a horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is going to be late, then time better slow the fuck down.
Chuck Norris eats barbed wire and small children for breakfast and washes it all down with decafe battery acid.
Chuck Norris only masterbates to pictures of Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris dosn't tea bag women, he potato sacks them.
Chuck Norris dosn't cut his grass, he goes outside and dares it to grow.

And finally, While on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, the producer asked Chuck Norris for a cigarette. Chuck roundhouse kicked him so hard his mom died, reminding us all that, second hand smoke isn't as bad as second hand Chuck.

Thatoneguy · Post by **Thatoneguy** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:16 am

Well I'm too lazy to read 02 type-s.......

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. . . . twice.
Chuck Norris can round house kick you in the back of the face.

Dont want to ruin it for anyone else.

SikofFalln · Post by **SikofFalln** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 5:44 am

When Chuck Norris jumps into water, Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:26 pm

Silver Knight;144896 wrote:nate.....

what....the...fu