Chuck norris!!!

runsonrice · Post by **runsonrice** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:45 pm

Post your favorite ckuck norris jokes. Here are a few i like.

If chuck norris wanted a salad he'd eat a vegetarian.
Every piece of furniture in chuck norris' house is a total gym.
Chuck norris' tears can cure cancer...too bad he never cries.

bildo16 · Post by **bildo16** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 11:52 pm

every year on his birthday, chuck norris chooses one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

runsonrice · Post by **runsonrice** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:00 am

That just reminded me of a good one.

Chuck norris' calendar doesn't have april 1st because nobody fools chuck norris.

v-tecivic · Post by **v-tecivic** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:33 am

They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody

HardCore97 · Post by **HardCore97** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 12:53 am

chuck norris sleeps with a pillow under his guns

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 1:55 am

chuck norris lost his virginity befor his dad

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:27 am

there is no chin under chuck norris' beard. only another fist.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:28 am

How about the time Chuck Norris thought this thread was so ghey, he literally thought of a new name.

and that name was Jayteleb Dylebrs

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:30 am

Nat X;144863 wrote:How about the time Chuck Norris thought this thread was so ghey, he literally thought of a new name.

and that name was Jateleb Dylebrs

i can't believe you are hatin on the Chuck.

Hebrew Hammer · Post by **Hebrew Hammer** » Wed Oct 29, 2008 2:33 am

chuck norris can divide by 0