crocodiles............

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 1:43 pm

Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of the swamp near the lake.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
you can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age; we were the same size as
kids. I just don't get it.'
'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?'
'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
'Down the other side of the swamp near the parking lot by the Capitol.'
'Same here. Hmm. How do you catch them?'
'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to unlock
the car door. Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out of
them and eat 'em!'
'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not getting
any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the
shit out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an asshole and a briefcase

m6speed · Post by **m6speed** » Mon Sep 22, 2008 2:47 pm

ObsesionWitSped · Post by **ObsesionWitSped** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 2:22 am

Lol Politician jokes..gotta love 'em.

TurboFreak · Post by **TurboFreak** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 4:54 pm

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Tue Sep 23, 2008 5:17 pm

why was my post deleted? this IS the lounge isn't it?

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