uh oh.......................momma....

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:33 pm

A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up. The white girl's mother came downstairs an d said, 'Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?' The white girl responded, 'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!' Her mother said, 'Okay, honey. You can go to bed later.'
The black girl was very intrigued by what happened and decided to use that when she got home. The next night the black girl's mother said to the black girl, 'Girl, go to bed! It's late!' The black girl shouted, 'Shut up Momma, I don't want to go to sleep!' The black girl's mother took one look at her & raised her eyebrow...The black girl started to blink, looked around, and asked, 'Where am I?' A lady came over to the bed and answered, 'You're in the Intensive Care Unit, Sweetie.'

kikkinasphalt · Post by **kikkinasphalt** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:38 pm

very nice dale.

Jay Z. · Post by **Jay Z.** » Thu Sep 18, 2008 7:46 pm

lmao thats messed up.

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:10 am

Jay Z.;136971 wrote:lmao thats messed up.

but so true lol

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 12:25 am

GUNMETAL SI;136966 wrote:A black girl and a white girl were friends. The black girl slept over the white girl's house. It was 3 a.m., and they were still up. The white girl's mother came downstairs an d said, 'Honey, don't you think it's time for you to go to bed?' The white girl responded, 'Shut up Mother, I don't want to go to sleep!' Her mother yelled upstairs, 'Steve, your daughter is being a snotty bitch again!' and I came down and choked that dumb whore out.

good story, fuck parents who can't lay down the law.

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:53 am

SikofFalln · Post by **SikofFalln** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:11 am

Silver Knight;137028 wrote:but so true lol

Whatever...

You can stereo type a lot of shit, but that doesn't make it true.

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 7:51 am

99preludesh;137037 wrote:4

there has to be way more than 4

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 9:24 am

So I guess that lady has met my mom!

TurboFreak · Post by **TurboFreak** » Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:12 pm

MyfodoSi;137097 wrote:So I guess that lady has met my mom!

but there were no guns involved