Smart or paranoid? You be the judge. :)

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:25 am

A MAN WHO KNOWS HIS MATH writes:
>
> I was driving to work yesterday when I observed a female
> driver,
> who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the
> driver to drive
> onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.
>
> This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his
> arm out
> his window and gave the woman the finger.
>
> 'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I
> ALWAYS smile nicely
> and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does
> anything to me
> in traffic, and here's why:
>
> I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.
>
> That's 96 miles each day.
>
> Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to-bumper.
>
> Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.
>
> There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.
>
> That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.
>
> Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not
> bumper-to-bumper,
> I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.
>
> That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I
> pass every
> day.
>
> Statistically, females drive half of these.
>
> That's 18,000 women drivers!
>
> In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.
>
> That's 642.
>
> According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as
> dissatisfying
> or unrewarding.
>
> That's 449.
>
> According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all
> females have
> seriously considered suicide or homicide.
>
> That's 98.
>
> And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.
>
> That's 33.
>
> According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all
> females carry
> weapons and this number is increasing.
>
> That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one
> female
> that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest
> problem, has
> seriously ?considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is
> armed.
>
> Give her 'The Finger'? I DON'T THINK SO!

HardCore97 · Post by **HardCore97** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:41 am

big pipe · Post by **big pipe** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 12:43 am

i guess the numbers dont lie. lol

Jay Z. · Post by **Jay Z.** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 3:11 am

lmao +2 guess the numbers dont lie

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:46 pm

I guess I will be the first lady to say it's never a good idea to give a chick the finger. Especially one that's driving.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:54 pm

MyfodoSi;136564 wrote:it's never a good idea to give a chick car keys.

quoted for truth

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:02 pm

I get banned for a week and come back to stlhondas turning into a site where you post all your e-mails. COOL!

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 11:19 pm

99preludesh;136577 wrote:I get banned for a week and come back to stlhondas turning into a site where you post all your e-mails. COOL!

duh

99PreludeSh · Post by **99PreludeSh** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:19 am

Silver Knight;136579 wrote:duh

Cool!

dodgin_it · Post by **dodgin_it** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 3:57 pm

i'm homicidal 90% of the time when im driving. so yeah, give me the finger. I DARE YOU. and i will gut you like a fish.