10 truths!!!

Gunmetal Si · Post by **Gunmetal Si** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:15 pm

10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wont admit

1. Elvis is dead.
2. Jesus was not white.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit

1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth shouldnt be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesnt know everyth ing.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

Jay Z. · Post by **Jay Z.** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:21 pm

LMFAO I just read this haha that stuff is definately the truth. Dale you crack me up.

Nat X · Post by **Nat X** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 3:33 pm

GUNMETAL SI;136366 wrote:10 Truths Black and Hispanic people know but White people wont admit

2. Jesus was not white.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

10 Truths white and Hispanic people know but Black people wont admit

4. Weddings should start on time

2. But God is
6. I like to call him....Thee Ole' Slave raper

4. CPT anyone????

BFE · Post by **BFE** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 4:50 pm

this thread is rasis!!!!!

and I approve :icon_pirat:
now go post it on stlsr and see if you get banned lol

m6speed · Post by **m6speed** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 5:44 pm

GUNMETAL SI;136366 wrote: 10 Truths White and Black People know but Hispanic people wont admit

1. Hickeys are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food not a pet or a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country flag is not a car decoration.
5. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
7. 'Jump out and run' is not in any insurance policies.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami & Papi cant possibly be the nickname of every person in your family.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

should be 11 truths...

11. Sharpies are not for drawing on eyebrows

adio3x · Post by **adio3x** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:14 pm

7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

PWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:47 pm

m6speed;136386 wrote:should be 11 truths...

11. Sharpies are not for drawing on eyebrows

adio3x;136392 wrote:7. Red is not a Kool Aid flavor, its a color.

PWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

lawls x2

HardCore97 · Post by **HardCore97** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 8:19 pm

lmao dale you are hilarious

MyfodoSi · Post by **MyfodoSi** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 11:54 pm

Best thing I've read all day!

99RedBalloons · Post by **99RedBalloons** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 1:31 am

Nat X;136371 wrote:2. But God is
6. I like to call him....Thee Ole' Slave raper

4. CPT anyone????

hello kettle. and you called me racist. :tongue3: