ARTICLE 62:
In the event that two Bros acquire the same target, the Bro with the longer dry spell has dibs. Should the dry spells be of equal length, a game of discreet roshambo shall determine the outcome.
the only one i read and very funny.
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99RedBalloons
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:stickman::stickman:I do what I want. :stickman::stickman:
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OEM~KaOs
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ARTICLE 67:
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.
Hahaha - awesome... these are awesome rules, what makes it even funnier is the way they are worded, it's like a lawyer went thru these rules and worded them as if he was going to present them to the supreme court or something, lol...
"This bag is full of black dildos....Did you put axe body spray on this black dildo?!"
"Yea, a can and a half..."
HAHAHA
Should a Bro pick up a guitar at a party and commence playing, another Bro shall point out that he is a tool.
Hahaha - awesome... these are awesome rules, what makes it even funnier is the way they are worded, it's like a lawyer went thru these rules and worded them as if he was going to present them to the supreme court or something, lol...
"This bag is full of black dildos....Did you put axe body spray on this black dildo?!"
"Yea, a can and a half..."
HAHAHA
GPY Racing....Because someone has to
"If I wanted to look at pictures of sluts, I would go to a porn site - At least they are hot!"
"If I wanted to look at pictures of sluts, I would go to a porn site - At least they are hot!"
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Nat X
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ARTICLE 57:
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
ARTICLE 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the first bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
ARTICLE 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.
my three favez
A Bro may not speculate on the expected Bro / chick ratio of a party or venue without first disclosing the present-time observed ratio.
ARTICLE 63:
In a scenario in which two or more Bros are engaged in entertainment of the adult variety, one Bro is forbidden from intentionally or unintentionally touching another Bro in ANY capacity, including but not limited to; the high five, the first bump, or the congratulatory gluteal pat. Winking is also kind of a no-no.
ARTICLE 89:
"A Bro may never pursue the mom of another Bro." Be it here resolved that at no point is it permissible for one Bro to engage in carnal delicacies with another Bro's mother. It is, however, allowed and encouraged for one Bro to graphically suggest to a Bro the athletic feats, animalia, and/or machinery utilized during a fictional encounter with his mom. [[NOTA BENE: It is customary for a Bro to avoid such Brocularity if his Bro's mom is a 9 or better, for fear of Oedipal inducement.
my three favez
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Silver Knight
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i was gonna say that :frown:dodgin_it;134701 wrote:bwhahahaha. sorry guys. allex's mom IS off limits.
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Nat X
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stls2k
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sounds familiar hmmmmm.....Nat X;134656 wrote:ARTICLE 59:
One Bro makes a solo chick attack.
A second Bro provides a crutch.
A third Bro rounds out the pack.
But a fourth Bro is one too much.
http://stlhondas.com/forums/showthread.php?t=8188
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Pocket full of buuugggz!!!
Pocket full of buuugggz!!!