He Deserves a Raise...............BIG LAWL

[g3integragsr]

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for teh following reasons:

-I do physical labor
-I work at great depths
-I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
-I work in a damp environment
-I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
-I work in high temperatures
-My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Sincerely,

P. Niss

THE RESPONSE:

Dear Penis,
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

-You do not work 8 hours straight
-You fall asleep after brief work periods
-You do not always follow the orders of the management team. You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting - other locations.
-You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
-You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift
-You dont always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing correct protective clothing.
-You will retire well before 65
-You are unable to work double shifts
-You sometiems leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
-You have been seen walking in the "exit only" more than once
-And if that were not all, you have been seen constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.

Sincerely,

V. Gina

[Jay Z.]

lol haha thats pretty hilarious.

[99PreludeSh]

Lllllll

[halogen_17]

ive seen that before, cracks me up!

[andyjt]

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[eh2_Erik]

good shit.

[revocast]

Freakin A Nice!

[TurboFreak]

lol nice

[dodgin_it]

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