A blonde goes into the cleaners & drops off a blouse to be dry cleaned.
As she's leaving the cleaner says, "Come again".
The blonde stops and says "No, it's mayonaise this time."
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Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie
went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year old
grandmother and comfort her.
When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied,
'He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people that were nearly
100 years old, having sex would surely be asking for trouble.
'Oh, no, my dear,' replied granny. 'Many years ago, realizing our
advanced age, we figured out the best time to do it was when the church
bells would start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply 'IN 'on the Ding, and 'OUT' on the
Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd still be alive
Today, if the Ice Cream Truck hadn't come along....
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