Well well well, time to get to it. Sorry for the book.....
yada, yada, yada, I'm drunk, it's last saturday/sunday. After the ugly lights come on at Tin Can, and I take my last drink of Old Style (thanks Steve), and we walk out to the parking lot. We have to trim some fat, because we can't all go to Charles in Charge's house. But you perves all wanted to go east, can't really blame you, but I had enough free titties in my face friday, HI FIVE.
So I leave by myself and head to Charlie's. A couple RBVs and big boy beers, yada, yada, yada, I'm really hammered. So the sun starts to come up, and I kind of feel like a vampire, I must sleep before sunrise. Charlie is going to sleep, so Rachael and I are going to sleep on the couch, but only have one cover, I thinking bow chica bow bow (J/K) , but have to go relieve Sir Penor first. By the time I get back Rachael is snug as a bug with the cover and passed out. So I suck it up and sleep on the other side of the sectional couch near the door. This all matters trust me, now to the fun.
So I awake facing the inside/back of the couch, with the cold and the sun beating on me about 2 hours later. Plus I have a raging morning boner, which is horrible because I have kind of tight jeans on. I say out loud, but to my self "Why is the fucking door open." After a second I hear a familiar voice "shut the fuck up homo!" It's Charlie. Well this is how the rest of the conversation goes......
me- What the fuck are you doing up?
C- Jacking off
me- I bet you jacked off on me while I was sleeping, fucking gay! I bet you shot gay all over me and Rachael last night.
C- Not Rachael but you yes it's all in your hair.
me- Fucking gay, I'm more of a facial guy.
C- I like to put it people hair so they have to shower afterwards
me- good point I'll have to do that next time to you.
Remember I woke up and haven't even turned around yet, because of the RMB. So the gay converstaion goes on for about five more minutes until my RMB goes away. So I tuck my semi around in my jeans, and turn around. Charlie sitting across the room drinking a beer in a kitchen chair still wearing the same clothes from the night before, with a fucking mexican cable guy bent over (ass towards Charlie) working on the tv about three feet away from where he is sitting.
I fall off the couch trying not to laugh/ throw up/ make eye contact with Cheech, and run out the open door to smoke a square. After the cig I run back in and piss. Then tell Charlie bye and run out, but he gives me a really gay wink, I start cracking up so hard I threw up in my mouth a little.
2 hours later I'm on my way to Fast Eddie's with my disfunction family (Charlie included). We talk about what happened, and he tells me Cheech asked him something before he left......
"What's gay all over me, mean?"
Dtyd
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Nat X
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Dtyd
I woke up next to a chick with no shirt on friday night, does that help?Phate;100989 wrote:I was half expecting you to have woken up next to the chick with no pants on. Oh well. Cant win em all. You inspire me, Nate.
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Nat X
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Dtyd
It's been a long time, I mean I've been getting all drunk and laid by myself lately. I need you guys to help me out, help with what you ask, being bored....
Let's plan some sort of event for saturday night.
Ready...
GO
Let's plan some sort of event for saturday night.
Ready...
GO
your locally famous internet superstar.... RESPECT
