This is kinda amusing. Death Predictions

subygrl · Post by **subygrl** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:04 pm

99BlackHatch;67154 wrote:Stupid fucking bitch!

Dang it! It's because I made you listen to Britney in my car. lol!

90CivicEx · Post by **90CivicEx** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:36 pm

Corey: At age 53 you will choke on a piece of steak.

Strange cause anyone that knows me, knows I don't eat steak and won't eat it lol.

civic4life13 · Post by **civic4life13** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 10:43 pm

kevin: At age 67 you will realize that you actually died three years earlier, and have been dreaming all the events since then. that is wierd

Yahl · Post by **Yahl** » Fri Sep 14, 2007 11:34 pm

Wow, pretty ghey...

David: At age 52 a group of children will text message you continuously for three years, eventually distracting you while driving and causing a fatal wreck; your fatal wreck.

orange94hatch · Post by **orange94hatch** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:19 am

bryan: At age 55 a statue will fall over and crush you while giving your acceptance speech for the position of Governor.

yeah right!!!! me governor lol

Silver Knight · Post by **Silver Knight** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 12:38 am

Allex: At age 45 while playing Tekken 23, a burgler will break into your house. A fight will ensue and you will lose.

why

Potts1 · Post by **Potts1** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 5:35 am

John: At age 27 while playing Street Fighter Omega at an arcade, you will be electrocuted by the headset. You will be the first such death in years.

awesome

Dabeastwthn · Post by **Dabeastwthn** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 6:59 am

Phate;67085 wrote:Chris: At age 24 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.
Why will I be in a Burmese jungle? Is there even a such thing? :laff:

Chris' die alike! Holy shit!

deetz;67103 wrote:chris: At age 28 you will be hit by a train while napping on the railroad tracks.

That is really f**ked up man!

Mine said the same Phate! It just takes longer to catch up with me!

Chris: At age 82 a tiger will maul you. Don't ask why, but you will be in a Burmese jungle.

TurboFreak · Post by **TurboFreak** » Sat Sep 15, 2007 3:04 pm

nik: At age 42 you will go down in a small raft, in your friend's pool, and subsequently drown.

DOH!

Post by **budget_crx** » Mon Sep 17, 2007 3:20 am

Jake: At age 73 a truly fanatic fan of your spoken word works will stalk you and torture you for a period of weeks. After refusing to sign any more autographs, the fan will kill you.