Spiderman 3...Worst movie of the year

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon May 07, 2007 5:52 am

wait, someone say the TMNT movie? I kinda figured everyone noticed it would be terrible when they saw the entirely CGI previews for it :dunno:

tmarsh · Post by **tmarsh** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:12 am

There aren't nearly as many dork posts as I was expecting in this thread, so I'ma try to do my share...

-They fucked up where the black suit came from (didn't even use the storyline they set up in the 2nd movie!?!?)
-They fucked up the sweet powers spiderman is supposed to get with the black suit, and instead turned Peter Parker into an emo version of Quagmire...with a special Ron Burgandy Jazz Club scene
-Eddie Brock is supposed to be a gym-rat meathead, not Eric Foreman from that 70's show
-The Gwen Stacy chick shouldn't even be alive at this point
-Stan Lee's just gotten lazy on writing himself into the script
-The fucked up Venom's dialogue (supposed to say "we" instead of "I")...and how the hell did he know anything about the other villian?
-WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT KNOW-IT-ALL BUTLER COME FROM??
-They fucked up any hope of the Lizard being a villian, and just threw a one-armed professor in there for no damn reason.
-Bruce motherfucking Campbell plays a french waiter straight out of a Monty Python sketch?

That's all I can think of for now...I give them titties 4 thumbs down.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon May 07, 2007 7:22 am

tmarsh;41446 wrote:There aren't nearly as many dork posts as I was expecting in this thread, so I'ma try to do my share...

-They fucked up where the black suit came from (didn't even use the storyline they set up in the 2nd movie!?!?)
-They fucked up the sweet powers spiderman is supposed to get with the black suit, and instead turned Peter Parker into an emo version of Quagmire...with a special Ron Burgandy Jazz Club scene
-Eddie Brock is supposed to be a gym-rat meathead, not Eric Foreman from that 70's show
-The Gwen Stacy chick shouldn't even be alive at this point
-Stan Lee's just gotten lazy on writing himself into the script
-The fucked up Venom's dialogue (supposed to say "we" instead of "I")...and how the hell did he know anything about the other villian?
-WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT KNOW-IT-ALL BUTLER COME FROM??
-They fucked up any hope of the Lizard being a villian, and just threw a one-armed professor in there for no damn reason.
-Bruce motherfucking Campbell plays a french waiter straight out of a Monty Python sketch?

That's all I can think of for now...I give them titties 4 thumbs down.

i like this post.

don't get me wrong, I could give a shit about spiderman, especially the movies, but I was kinda waiting for this kinda stuff to be talked about too, so props to you for putting it out there and giving us an informed look at the magnitude of the plot holes (I had heard before that there were plenty)

tmarsh · Post by **tmarsh** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:02 am

The Punisher remains as one of my all-time favorite comic-book movies....supah badass.

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:16 pm

Spork;41449 wrote:i like this post.

+1.

00siandrew · Post by **00siandrew** » Mon May 07, 2007 12:59 pm

tmarsh;41446 wrote:There aren't nearly as many dork posts as I was expecting in this thread, so I'ma try to do my share...

-They fucked up where the black suit came from (didn't even use the storyline they set up in the 2nd movie!?!?)
-They fucked up the sweet powers spiderman is supposed to get with the black suit, and instead turned Peter Parker into an emo version of Quagmire...with a special Ron Burgandy Jazz Club scene
-Eddie Brock is supposed to be a gym-rat meathead, not Eric Foreman from that 70's show
-The Gwen Stacy chick shouldn't even be alive at this point
-Stan Lee's just gotten lazy on writing himself into the script
-The fucked up Venom's dialogue (supposed to say "we" instead of "I")...and how the hell did he know anything about the other villian?
-WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT KNOW-IT-ALL BUTLER COME FROM??
-They fucked up any hope of the Lizard being a villian, and just threw a one-armed professor in there for no damn reason.
-Bruce motherfucking Campbell plays a french waiter straight out of a Monty Python sketch?

That's all I can think of for now...I give them titties 4 thumbs down.

I too like this one. You know a whole lot more about the original story than I did so it's good to hear what you had to say. Now I hate the movie even more. lol.

J8k'S CRX · Post by **J8k'S CRX** » Mon May 07, 2007 6:33 pm

it's called theatrical licence. they can change what ever they wont, when ever they wont. im not deffending becuse venom was a disapoitment, any spiderman fan knows its the one thing parker can't beat. and when parker wore the symbiot it was supose to make him a bad ass!

what do you mean stacy should be dead she becomes that cat thing all in leather and skanky.

also the way they introduced the symbiot was all wrong and gay, it was supose to come back on the space ship, but what can ya do.

the series was way better and always will be.

Spork · Post by **Spork** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:12 pm

i just got links to download it... im at work, ill check them and get back about what kind of quality they are. then maybe ill post them for everyone else who doesnt want to waste money on this movie

Tyler · Post by **Tyler** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:37 pm

tmarsh;41446 wrote:There aren't nearly as many dork posts as I was expecting in this thread, so I'ma try to do my share...

-They fucked up where the black suit came from (didn't even use the storyline they set up in the 2nd movie!?!?)
-They fucked up the sweet powers spiderman is supposed to get with the black suit, and instead turned Peter Parker into an emo version of Quagmire...with a special Ron Burgandy Jazz Club scene
-Eddie Brock is supposed to be a gym-rat meathead, not Eric Foreman from that 70's show
-The Gwen Stacy chick shouldn't even be alive at this point
-Stan Lee's just gotten lazy on writing himself into the script
-The fucked up Venom's dialogue (supposed to say "we" instead of "I")...and how the hell did he know anything about the other villian?
-WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT KNOW-IT-ALL BUTLER COME FROM??
-They fucked up any hope of the Lizard being a villian, and just threw a one-armed professor in there for no damn reason.
-Bruce motherfucking Campbell plays a french waiter straight out of a Monty Python sketch?

That's all I can think of for now...I give them titties 4 thumbs down.

+1 this is the best post in the thread by far. most of these things i wouldnt have ever remembered/noticed and some i didnt even know, but ya, good job

also, with this disappointment of a movie, they better make a new one to make up for it to me

shinigami · Post by **shinigami** » Mon May 07, 2007 8:47 pm

yes please post a bootleg, i have nothing to do ay work today. and if you cant post it please pm it.