Edison Carasio
June 30 1985 - March 30 2012
"He fapped 'till he died"
“Empty your mind, be formless, shapeless - like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup, you put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle, you put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow or it can crash. Be water, my friend.” - Bruce Lee
"In the spring you will bloom like your heart through the glass in the back of the ambulance. You turn and you turn and you turn down the street, one more turn, won't you come back to me? And as it turns, the red lights, they were turning into red roses, red roses. Red roses. I'm not giving up." - Steps Ascending by Thursday
Holy shit, I know someone has already beat my record by 3 more times, but damn, he must have had a shit load of lube and tissues. I could see how someone could die from fapping too much, as Robin Williams once said, "god gave you enough blood to run one head at a time"
-Potts You don't know what you're talking about. You're not very smart, and the things you're saying are nonsense. And I'm not angry. But you do need to shut up.