heated debate batman vs superman

sharpie · Post by **sharpie** » Wed Dec 02, 2009 7:10 pm

superman wasnt shit on his planet thats like on of us going to a 3rd world country and fighting weak underfed bout to die people.

batman has fuckin ninja training

dclduke · Post by **dclduke** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:36 am

06sik20z3;211414 wrote:superman is gay and cant even lay the pipe to louis lane* while batman is sloaring around the town

/thread

Yea, because being able to "lay pipe" makes you a better superhero.

06sik20z3;211421 wrote:batman = rich
superman =broke dick farmer trying to be a columnist

If it is about money then I vote Bill Gates.

sharpie;211424 wrote:hes a real person
he has a cave and is baller as shit
jet car
murdered out lambo
wayne enterprises creats jobs and stimulates the economy
swims in pussy

superman makes kids think that you have to have super powers to help people

He's not real. Neither is Superman but that's not the point.
+1 for the jet car.
Lambos are not necessary for fighting crime.
Who cares.
If it's about pussy then I vote for Nat X.
And batman makes kids think you need ninja skills and loads of dough to help people.

Wayne is a man who masquerades as a superhero. Superman is a superhero that masquerades as a man.

Now you can /thread.

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 1:51 am

im still trying to figure out why people even like superman. this thread isnt helping.

Midori · Post by **Midori** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:18 am

batman begins=awesome
Dark knight=fucking awesome

the last superman movie that came out=cant remember.

therefor i feel like everyone else in the world likes batman better too.

5thgen · Post by **5thgen** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 2:51 am

all batman has to do is carry some green rock with him.

modthesol · Post by **modthesol** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 3:28 am

5thgen;211498 wrote:all batman has to do is carry some green rock with him.

batman wins everytime.

4Door · Post by **4Door** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 8:06 am

tuff choice...

i will go with superman because he cant die, well, only with Kryptonite...

batman is just a badass... there was a comic book were they fought but i dont remember who won... it may have been a tie due to batmans technology tho...

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 10:13 am

4Door;211569 wrote:i will go with superman because he cant die, well, only with Kryptonite..

He can also die without the sun. Batman would just make some baller ass thing to block the sun, and game the fuck over.

4Door · Post by **4Door** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:12 am

hrmmm
i thought the yellow sun gave him the powers, not life..?

*edit*
superman could leave earth and come back when Batman is old and then waste him...lol

Phate · Post by **Phate** » Thu Dec 03, 2009 11:25 am

4Door;211572 wrote:superman could leave earth and come back when Batman is old and then waste him...lol

Lol, that would be the longest fight ever.